“Mama! Your bum is showing! Pull up your pants!” - Lauren, shouting out the kitchen window while I’m gardening outside
“He’s a boo boo maker,” – Lauren, describing a 2-year old boy at day care who likes to bite.
Me, after stubbing my toe: “Owww!” Will: “What hurts, Mama? Can I kiss it?” (Insert melting heart here).
“One dessert is just not enough.” – Lauren
“I am handsome,” William, after brushing his hair
Will, while playing store: “Don’t be my customer. It’s very dangerous. I’ve got people in places.”
“I have a problem and Will’s going to solve it.” -Lauren, inspired by the television show, Imagination Movers
Me: Will, you’re so quiet, what are you thinking about? Will: Nothing. I’m eating.
Lauren (pointing to Will’s humidifier): That’s an inchadarian.
PS: Air conditioners are also inchadarians according to my daughter.
Lauren: Politics! Mommy made a very good dinner made of politics.
Will: (when he sees someone riding a motorcycle or bicycle sans helmet) Not smart! Mommy, look, not smart.
Similarly if someone is wearing a helmet: Smart!